And an excerpt:
Visitors will be
pleased to know that Old Wardour now boasts a wide range of miracle
merchandise, including bottled miracle water from the castle well, and pilgrim
patches, guaranteed to cure any ailments that you may have (not subject to
liability), as well as a range of miracle medicines, with current BOGOF offers
on selected items, such as genuine and authentic signed portraits of The Blessed
Lady Blanche. (Items mentioned may alter from items actually sold.)
Additionally, there is now a wide range of miracle inspired snacks to refresh you after your long pilgrimage, such as ‘Holy Hotcakes,’ Miracle Mochas’ and ‘Oh My Lord Hot Chocolate.’ (Please do not enquire instore.)
Additionally, there is now a wide range of miracle inspired snacks to refresh you after your long pilgrimage, such as ‘Holy Hotcakes,’ Miracle Mochas’ and ‘Oh My Lord Hot Chocolate.’ (Please do not enquire instore.)
Definitely worth checking out if you like a bit of
tongue-in-cheek!
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